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Caution - Looking for porn may make you blind.

I found this picture on the net last night, whilst on a hunt for pornography. It has made my head hurt ever since.

checkerillusion.jpg

They are not the same colour! They can’t be… They look nothing like one another. I figured it was one of those cons that makes you waste hours checking. Ok, so I admit, I checked and cut the squares out and popped them side by side in Microsoft Digital Image Editor.

checkerillusion-detail.jpg

It’s not fair! There must be something wrong with my picture editing software - That is the only explanation.

Just to further confuse me, when I tried to convince Giolla that this was just the Internet and Microsoft, trying to mess with my head, he sent me another:

rods.jpg

Sure enough, as proof positive that it is my graphics program and not my brain that is fucked, this is what it came out with:

rods-detail.jpg

See, don’t trust computers, they are all in collusion and mess with your head and eyes. Well they won’t send ME mad. I am wise to you all, do you hear? DON’T MESS WITH MY BRAIN!