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	<title>I am small and I don’t eat much</title>
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	<description>ramblings of a retired Information Superhighwayman.</description>
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		<title>London Olympics 2012</title>
		<description>There's no point me harping on about this, you know full well my assumption is that it will be a disaster best avoided. That said, I am prepared to let someone else have their say and Dave Kellett summed it up rather nicely in today's Sheldon Comic.
'Nuff said. </description>
		<link>http://web.uknet.com/blog/michael/2008/08/27/london-olympics-2012/</link>
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		<title>She wont let you fly, but she might let you sing.</title>
		<description>For once, the British Government has impressed me. It's not much but it's so rare I thought it worth a mention.

Their new training site is called "Train to Gain" and of course, given my general despair of the world as it is today, I would have assumed they'd have named ...</description>
		<link>http://web.uknet.com/blog/michael/2008/08/17/she-wont-let-you-fly-but-she-might-let-you-sing/</link>
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		<title>Madness.</title>
		<description>I am not sure I can deal with the idea of Suggs being the new Captain Birds Eye. </description>
		<link>http://web.uknet.com/blog/michael/2008/08/14/madness/</link>
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		<title>I can has vegan beefburger?</title>
		<description>I read the most amazing article today about McDonalds admitting it was adding milk and wheat to their french fries. (Can we call them chips now please? This is an English Weblog - In fact were I come from they fry them in beef fat anyway).

Admittedly, I find it a ...</description>
		<link>http://web.uknet.com/blog/michael/2008/07/17/i-can-has-vegan-beefburger/</link>
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		<title>Please turn out the lights&#8230;</title>
		<description>I used to consider myself something of a nationalist. Not in the jack-booted send home all the blacks and "The Empire could do no wrong" sense, but certainly in the sense that deep down I believed that as a nation, The British are generally pretty cool. Admittedly, this is somewhat ...</description>
		<link>http://web.uknet.com/blog/michael/2008/06/18/please-turn-out-the-lights/</link>
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		<title>Stupid is as stupid does.</title>
		<description>Apparently this posting (and I guess a few of my others) are unreadable in Internet Explorer. I am afraid there's not much I can do about this. Sorry. 

For a long time, a few people have been reminding me that I promised to write a posting about the top ten ...</description>
		<link>http://web.uknet.com/blog/michael/2008/06/15/stupid-is-as-stupid-does/</link>
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		<title>Big Brother</title>
		<description>It's been about a week and I have already given up watching UK's Big Brother.

They just voted out the only one I actually liked; she was relatively sweet and quite cute (not that you could tell from her glamour shot in today's Star) and the rest are utterly boring and ...</description>
		<link>http://web.uknet.com/blog/michael/2008/06/14/big-brother/</link>
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		<title>A Lolcat.</title>
		<description>Apparently all the best weblogs have a Lolcat so obviously mine should have one too.




 Duh?
 </description>
		<link>http://web.uknet.com/blog/michael/2008/06/10/a-lolcat/</link>
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		<title>Mr Twit never went really hungry&#8230;</title>
		<description>"Mr Twit never went really hungry. By sticking out his tongue and curling is sideways to explore the hairy jungle around his mouth, he was always able to find a tasty morsel here and there to nibble on." (Roald Dahl)


For those of you who haven't experienced Twitter I ask you ...</description>
		<link>http://web.uknet.com/blog/michael/2008/06/10/mr-twit-never-went-really-hungry/</link>
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		<title>Why I can&#8217;t spell.</title>
		<description>For various reasons, I am in a reflective mood and I finally have a few weeks in which to relax. This creates its own problems in that when I have time to relax, I have time to think and when I have time to think, that's usually not a good ...</description>
		<link>http://web.uknet.com/blog/michael/2008/05/23/why-i-cant-spell/</link>
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